My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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