my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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