I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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