i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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