Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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