yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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