Betty ford says i'm here all night
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm both gender and math confused
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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