And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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