week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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