i think i have herpe
just one?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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