he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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