See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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