Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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