He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Randomize
