ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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