Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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