I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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