No, you can still breathe under the balls.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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