But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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