hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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