so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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