He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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