Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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