whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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