Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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