i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
My life is pants optional.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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