...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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