Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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