I am in a vortex of obligation.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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