what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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