doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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