in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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