I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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