: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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