i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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