Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Randomize
