is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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