Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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