At least make sure they are 18
Why
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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