I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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