Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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