Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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