I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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