Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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