it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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