wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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