she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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