this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
last night I used snow as a chaser
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