it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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