I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
i out mim tonsoeep
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