this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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