we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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