so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Randomize
