Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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