Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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