Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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