I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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