Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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