i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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